Stuck in Limbo

August 09, 2011 | 10:00 PM | 469 notes

Why Does The Pillow Never Stay Cool?

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August 04, 2011 | 11:09 PM |

Music is fun to make.

Making music is pretty fun to do.

August 04, 2011 | 10:55 PM | 711 notes

How Does Caffeine Really Work?

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July 31, 2011 | 09:30 PM |

The Sims…

The Sims might be like the one game that I have played my entire life. Ever since the first game came out, I have been in love with this game. The sad thing is… I suck. Like, a lot. I don’t think I’ve ever lasted more than two weeks without having a Sim die on me. And it’s not even like they die in normal ways like, hunger or old age. They die in the most bizarre ways. I’ve had a Sims get hit by meteors, randomly burst into flames after getting out of the Jacuzzi, and get bit by hamsters and get a disease. And I can’t even count how many times they’ve died in fires. Oh my god, this one time, my Sim was grilling at a party and the grill caught on fire. My Sim suddenly decides instead of putting trying to put out the fire he’s just going to stand there and be scared. Meanwhile, the firefighters are taking forever to get there and the guests are just going about their business like nothing is going on. By the time the firefighters get there, my Sim is already on fire. I don’t know about you, but if I was a fireman I would probably put out the man that was on fire before I put out the grill. But no, the firemen rush over to the grill, completely ignoring the flaming black guy. And I thought this couldn’t get any worse. The firemen put out the fires and as they come over to put out my flaming Sim, the game glitches and the fireman is stuck in place. By that time I’m just sitting at my computer like this, T____________T. Eventually, my Sim dies and the grim reaper comes to do whatever he does. And to make it all worse, the grim reaper decides to mock me and join all the party guests by taking a dip in the pool. AKSDJFAEIRUHDK!!!! Despite all this, I still continue to play this game, and die….

July 29, 2011 | 01:31 PM |

"Feels like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year."

July 29, 2011 | 04:00 AM |

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Mecha Love - Hadouken!

July 28, 2011 | 11:13 PM |

Family….. What a bother..

I don’t know, maybe its just me, but recently my family has just been getting unbearably annoying. Like, I just want to leave forever (thank god I’m going to college in like a month-ish). Alright I guess I’ll just start from the top. My parents try to make everything anyone does a family outing. This might just be the worst thing in the world.
Mom: Hey I’m gonna go to Giant to pick up some eggs. C’mon everybody lets go together.
Me: What? Why?
Mom: It’ll be nice for us to go shopping as a family.
Me: ………You’re picking up eggs… Why do I need to come? Plus, I’m in the middle of watching a movie.
Dad: Jimbo (that’s me) just go. It’ll be fun to be together.
Okay, I don’t know If I’m the only person that finds this annoying, but I just hate it. This was just an example. It happens like 2139847 times on a daily basis.
Okay next, my parents make me do everything. I swear if I set up a microphone in my house, it would be full of this, “Jiiiiiiiiiiimbooooooo, come do *insert random task here*” I absolutely hate this. I have two other sisters, but nope, its ALWAYS me.
Hmmm, next, everyone is so uptight all the time. Anytime I make a harmless joke at someones expense, it’s like I’ve threatened their life. This next line I stole from Ferris Buellers Day Off: If you put a lump of coal up any of their butts, they’d shit out diamonds. Maybe it’s just all this pre-college angst building up and the eagerness to leave the house, or maybe I’m the only normal sane person in this house.

July 28, 2011 | 10:52 PM |

Malls, Asthma, and Shoes.

Malls have got to be the most interesting place in the world. People do all sorts of weird things in the mall. Today I witnessed a guy getting caught stealing a t-shirt from Pacsun, some kid getting bullied, and some hoodlums barking, like actually barking, at a machine. It wasa really weird. Also I went there at like ten in the morning, and I’m pretty sure I walked passed the same kid and his brother like ten times. I can tell they noticed too. Um asthma now. Asthma sucks, but it has like the best advantages ever. I get out of so much stuff by telling people I have asthma. I mean aside from the breathing problems and whatnot, I’d say its been more helpful than hurtful too me. And shoes. Okay its complaining time now. I HATE PEOPLE WITH RIDICULOUS SHOES! Like today I saw some dude walking around with bright orange shoes with like flowers on them. I swear it had to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen in my life (not really). Um yea I thought this was gonna go a lot better but I’m tired and don’t really feel like typing. Meh….

July 21, 2011 | 08:05 AM |